Wufei laughed softly as his face was peppered with kisses, smiling warmly. "Well, sure, I was a scholar, but that doesn't mean I was allowed to just read anything I wanted. When I came to earth I thought LGBT was a sandwich," he said it mostly to make Duo laugh, but it wasn't exactly wrong, either.

He'd studied the old Chinese texts, and while crossdressing was sometimes a means to an end in the stories he'd read, anything spicier than that had been expressly forbidden. And being the little rule-follower that he had, getting his hands on them without permission wasn't something he tried to do.